I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
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