PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Randomize
