I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
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I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
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It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
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