I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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