the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
only you would photoshop your dick
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oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
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my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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