This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
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I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
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He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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