You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
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Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
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I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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