So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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