Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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