yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
True college students do jello shots in the library
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