So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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