i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
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your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
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last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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