i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
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I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
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I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
How does it feel to date your dad?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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