Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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