you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
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Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
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Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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