Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
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I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
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Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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