is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Randomize
