I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
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I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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