She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
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i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
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He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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