Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
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No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
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You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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