Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I got chris browned last night
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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