i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
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The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
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that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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