a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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