I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
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i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
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I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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