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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
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you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
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I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?