what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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