Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Randomize
