I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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