So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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