sorry about calling you the devil all night.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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