I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
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Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
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my liver is dry heaving
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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