I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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