I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
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Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
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He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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