i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
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Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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