I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
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