am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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