i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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