I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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