Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
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so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
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you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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