im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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