Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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