So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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