So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
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