Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Randomize