im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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