just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Edward fifth and chaser hands
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Randomize
