Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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