I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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