That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
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I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
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Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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