So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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