You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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