They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
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It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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