I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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