Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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