Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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