dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
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We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
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he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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