She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Randomize
